Don't look at me

Zach from Florida. I study psychology and Spanish at NCF. Sometimes my face is nice-looking.

Truly the only important part of my blog is my tags.

If I'm ever the reason you see a dick you didn't want to see, chances are it's because it was also a dick I didn't want to see and I wanted to pass my pain along to someone else.

I'm a loser and I get genuinely excited when people want to talk to me, so send me a message!

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This should be a PSA. Raise your children well. 

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fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

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seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

  • fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
  • me: zelda is the name of the guy

Me? a Heterosexual? What kind of ridiculous accusation is this? What is this? What is

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versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

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dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I honestly love your blog and everything but just the housekeeper post sounds horrible. I understand that you are allowed to do whatever you want with your money and everything but gloating about having a house keeper and then saying it's not your fault you have the money and others don't. This isn't about oppression it's honestly just about people like you being selfish, uncaring, arrogant, narcissists. I'd like to see you say that to a starving child, maybe then you'll see how horrible it is.
yougotstogo yougotstogo Said:

unapologetically-indie:

It was sarcastic! that’s why I put “sarcasm” in the tags.

Anon: Please love yourself if that post is the only thing you disagree with from this blog.

Hateful bigot:

versacepromises:

Photographic evidence of unapologetically-indie losing all melanin right before our eyes and achieving her goal of pure whiteness.